Prostitutes know how to make pasta!  Or maybe they did back in the day.  Or maybe it’s just so good it can “mesmerize a man the way a prostitute does”, according to the Merriam-Webster Dictionary.  Either way, this dish named for “ladies of the night” is one of the easiest, tastiest, healthiest pasta dishes you could whip up.  Check it out.


3 diced tomatoes
Generous handful black olives, roughly chopped
2-3 cloves garlic, minced
1-2 tsbp. capers
Dried oregano, basil, red pepper flakes
Sprinkling of fresh basil or spinach

*Saute garlic over low heat, being careful not to burn. Add tomatoes, olives, and capers until a chunky sauce begins to form. Add dried herbs, spices, and salt to your liking. Serve over favorite pasta. Dress with fresh basil or spinach. Serves 2 people.

*For extra heartiness, this is great over buckwheat noodles.